- "I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it." (Anonymous)
- "Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes." (Marilyn Sokol)
- "The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes." (Scott Roeben)
- "The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings." (Anonymous)
- "There is no remedy for sex but more sex." (Anonymous)
- "Virginity can be cured." (Anonymous)
- "When the lights are out, all women are beautiful." (Anonymous)